Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Day 64: Cynthia

Okay, her name's not Cynthia.  I thought it was when I first met her, decades ago.  She's a celebrity of sorts here, and is either a supervisor or a lead instructor at the facility, I'm not sure what her job title is.  Cynthia is easy to spot, as she's blonde, thin, always wears pink, always cheerful and energetic.  Her voice is sounds ragged, as if from all of her years of announcing.  If the South Sister were to blow up, and the forests caught fire, and we all had to flee the devastation, she'd be, "Power run, people!  Knees up and kick those feet forward!  Swing out the stress!  Both arms to the left, now arms to the right, swing and step! swing and step!" and hundreds of years later, when Plaster of Paris molds are made of the hollow forms, there would be uncovered thousands of Bendites, facing east, each standing on one foot and the other straight out, arms up.

Cynthia was substituting at the class today.   I got there late, but still got a good workout.


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Yep, South Sister, she's going to blow one of these days, any day now.  Soon.  Keep watching.
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